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Some Eye Candy

I know, I know. I’m perfectly  aware of how bad things are these days and I will (hopefully, one of these days) stop being such a girl and actually start blogging my thoughts on something a little more substantial.

As in I’ll try my best impressions of a total whiney bloke who simply rants against the institutions and thus think he automatically qualifies as an ‘intellectual’ or something…

(I’m not joking, there is actually a blogger who calls himself ‘an intellectual’ on his blog description. Which, in my books is just as blasphemous as calling oneself ‘attractive’ and/or ‘golden rock-hard’.)

But, enough of that for now. Onto the eye candy I promised.

I love it when my superstar crushes appear in commercials. Some of these may be barrel loads of cheese, but let’s be honest: who cares about  content?

I’ll take three of each!- if it means I can get any of these dreamboats in the deal!

First up is French League (Ligue) player Youssouf Hadji in a Morroccan Bank Ad.  (Hadji is so underrated a player – when he scores your heart leaps up to your throat – he’s truly that good.)

Takeshi Kaneshiro – the actor in a cheesy but loveable (pun unintentional) Sony Erricsson ad.

And again in an advert for Sony Vaio, that he also composed the music for and directed himself.

Thierry Henry in that classic Renault Clio ad campaign. ”Aye Bobby what’s the French for Va Va Voom?”

And for Pepsi he outsizzles even Claudia Schiffer.

Pharrell Williams for Louis Vuitton’s (garish, tacky, blurgh!) Blason Jewellery.

I also recall a Zidane advert for Adidas back in ‘98 with Fatboy Slim’s ‘Right Here Right Now’ as the background score. Even the memory of it gives me goosebumps.

But then aside from adverts I also enjoy those quirky fan-made videos one can easily find in abundance on youtube;

Desmond of Lost, Johnny Depp and this gorgeous Takeshi Kaneshiro one (yes, him again).

Be Still, My Heart

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Uh oh! I think I’ve just fallen madly in love with Japanese-meets-Chinese  (and a sprinkling of Taiwanese) hybrid actor, one of the biggest stars of the Hong Kong film circuit – Takeshi Kaneshiro.

If they ever made a film version of Tekken, he would make the most perfect Kazuya Mishima.  Alas, that is probably unlikely. Even if the film is made at all, it’d probably be made via. Hollywood and Hollywood it seems is still keeping with the age-old nepotism-esque tradition of sticking with their own (white folk) to fit their casting needs, thus painting their faces and things to fit the story’s character requirements. They can be suitably Negro-looking (think old Hollywood), or Persian (Jake f-cking Gyllenhaal? You’ve got to be kidding me!?) and the calamity that is the film adaptation of Dragonball Z.  (Oh! It’s just too much! I think I’m going to cry.)

Hands up, anyone else who strongly believes some of Hollywood’s casting directors need to be lined up and shot? Or at least slapped silly?

But now’s not the time to be cynical; it’s time to rejoice at the gorgeousness that is Takeshi. He’s also undoubtedly a  pretty fine actor.  Dynamic and versatile, he can be rip-roaring hilarious during comedy sequences and awe-inspiring in martial arts sequences but generally he’s known as the obscure misfit who never gets the girl a la Chungking Express and Fallen Angels or as the lovelorn geek who misses his chance in Anna Magdalena.

Can I be your girl Mr Kaneshiro? Oh please, please, I promise I won’t run away with Tony!?

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But then how can I isolate the other loves: Johnny Depp, Pharrell Williams, Youssouf Hadji? Surely four different obsessions at the same time  is healthy, right?

p.s. If any of you folks think I’m being slightly pervy blame it on Kurri, she’s a bad influence.

WKW’s As Tears Go By

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This has to be  one of my all-time favourite films.  And shock horror! It’s not Hollywood. It’s by Hong Kong director Wong Kar-Wai. The latter is celebrated world over as a creator of art films. But the idea of ‘Art films’ to my uncultured mind sounds a little too hobnobish.

I like a simple underlying story but for it to still  (miraculously) move away from those typical done-to-death formulas.   WKW,  is the man to do it, he certainly likes to experiment with various approaches towards filmmaking. And this in my opinion is his best work, for its simplicity goes one over his other works like; the ‘Days of Being Wild/In the Mood for Love/2046 trilogy and the much-endorsed-by-Tarantino duology; Chungking Express/Fallen Angels.  ATGB is actually part of WKW’s earliest work too, made in 1988, before the five aforementioned hit-flicks.

Plot: Andy Lau (is it me or did it just get hot in here?) stars as Wah, a small-time gangster. He’s tough as nails, slick, slyly clever and has the ability to charm the pants off any living creature to boot.  For these exact reasons he’s a favourite with the mafia bosses and selected more often to take on all the big high-risk jobs, for which reason he also falls prey to the jealousy of fellow gangsters. Not that he really lets that bother him.

His achilles heel however is his younger brother Fly (played by Jacky Cheung) who is the complete opposite to him. Fly feels like a complete failure as a gangster in comparison to Wah, but in his naivety he still tries his  best to prove himself yet keeps landing himself and his big brother in serious trouble.

With little warning, in steps cousin Ngor (Maggie Cheung) visiting Hong Kong from a far-off small town, in order to recieve medical treatment for a condition she suffers from (Asthma, or some other non-fatal breathing condition). Following her aunt’s directions to stay at Wah’s flat until the treatment is over.

Neither of them have met the other previously, so it’s extremely awkward for both. Wah has no choice but to oblige. He is gentlemanly enough to let her take up residence in his home. But that doesn’t mean he is pleased with her having invaded his private space and he is every bit rude and dismissive. The geeky and mild mannered Ngor is quite frankly stunned as to what she has got herself into. She nevertheless quietly does as she is told but can’t help but be a little curious to what exactly it is that her cousin does for a living.Her curiosity is soon quenched when Wah comes in drenched in blood after a street brawl with a rival set of gangsters .

 And no, she doesn’t tend to him like a sick puppy or mop his sweaty brow, I did hint this wasn’t cliched.  Even the scenes when he is initially rude and throws tantrums at her – if she so much as tries washing his dishes – are done in a non-threatening way. Almost as if they’re inwardly friends and understand each other in spite of the apparent clash in personality types. Gradually the unlikely duo do end up forming an attachment with each other. When her treatment is over Ngor sets off home and some weeks after, Wah follows her course in order to finally initiate some romance between the two.

Big mistake, as business back in Hong Kong is busy as usual and he is beckoned back there almost immediately and at this time he is also made aware that his little brother has gotten himself embroiled in something yet more dangerous during the short time Wah’s back was turned.

My thoughts: This pretty much fits into the gangster and crime film genre. If you enjoy American-made gangster films like Scarface (but sans the crudeness), Carlito’s way (sans the OAP), Bronx Tale and Goodfellas you will enjoy this film. Though the beautiful Maggie Cheung does a really good job of adding some dream-like innocence into this otherwise dark tale of street life.

True to the nature of the Hong Kong film genre, no matter how serious a film is meant to be, it still doesn’t allow for it to be taken seriously enough and hence, thrown in are a few brilliant gaffes here and there.   Like where Wah forces Fly to stay out of danger and take up a ‘proper job’ -  as a kerbside sheesh-kebab vendor that is. And whenever members of their rival gang go by, Fly pretends he’s merely loitering nearby, only then to get himself arrested by police for acting suspiciously and eventually for setting up trade illegally and then there are those action sequences!!!

This film came about during the time of the Top Gun hysteria, therefore it also features a Chinese-language version of  ‘Take my breath away’. I’d sooner listen to a chinese version I can’t understand where we see a young Andy Lau and Maggie Cheung in that very simply shot train station scene -which truly ‘takes my breath away’ - than the English version with that sofa-jumping Scientologist and that frizzy haired monobrowed weird lady which features in the ‘86 flick. Anytime. My big sister used to love Top Gun and watch it repetitively almost every weekend. Yuk!

From all the reviews I’ve read of this film, there’s no critic who hasn’t lauded the train station scene for its simplicity in execution yet with that element of surprise which truly makes your heart leap.

p.s. I really want you guys to watch this. 

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What To Review, What Not To…

I spoke too soon when I said I’d have fazool time. Really, I should be flattered that I’m in such high demand that sitting in my room at my PC is a real luxury I can only partake in no sooner than 12 midnight, ever since my break began.

It’s almost bloody 3am and I’ve only just got to my room. No I haven’t been partying. It was my mum trying having a heart-to-heart chat with me , which is a rarity. Not only because I don’t usually have the time but because me and her have always been on different wavelengths and she’s not the archetypal loving, cuddly mother, not to me anyway.  Plus, I have to be up at 8am as  my friend who is a full-time-mother has finally found an opportunity tomorrow for quality ‘me time and  wants to whisk me away somewhere for the day and it’s a surprise, hey, I’m not complaining, but 8am!?! I can hardly drag myself out of bed at that time for work – for money! Nevermind on my day off!?

But since I never back away from a challenge, I know I’ll be bonkers enough to do it.

Anyway, moving on swiftly (since I need to get as much sleep as possible) :-

Remember I reviewed three Wong Kar-Wai films and failed to elicit much of a response from you regular readers?  If that was because these films are hard to come by, then, fikar not dosto, yeh dekho!

Complete with English subtitles! You can watch the entire trilogy from this very same link. Just follow the links for ‘In the mood for love’ & ‘2046′ which you’ll find on the site’s right-hand side.

If you like a little romance and drama but refreshingly different and definitely without the cliches, you’ll love these.

I’m looking to review, very soon:-

As Tears Go By - also by Wong Kar-Wai which is honestly one of the best films I’ve ever had the honour of clapping my eyes on.

Ehsas – starring Rahat Kazmi, Marina Khan, Sabiha Khanum and more – I’ve honestly never cried so hard watching a play. Had to reach for painkillers to take-away the headache of excessive crying believe it or not. A box full of tissues just isn’t enough to get you through.

THIS is the mama of all tearjerkers. And if you watch it, there was no pun intended there.

Pal Do Pal – A Haseena Moin play – so I simply had to grab this one – It stars a very young Nadia Khan, Ali Azmat (yep, that’s right, there’s only one Ali Azmat), Adnan Siddiqui and Andleeb-something… or simply the girl from this Vital Signs video. It’s really bloody good, but I personally have a developed a serious gripe with Haseena khala about something with regards to this play – it’s a recurrent theme within almost all of her better plays actually.

Zikar Hai Kai Saal Ka - A play starring Rahat Kazmi, Atiqa Odho and Ali Kazmi as a gawky teenager. It’s a must-see. Someone’s been kind enough to upload this one on Youtube. Check it out sometime. It starts off a little audacious but gets better as it progresses. I promise.

Mera Naam Hai Mohabbat – starring Babra Sharif and Ghulam Mohiyeddin. This film was so loved by the Chinese when it was released circa ‘75, that they made statues of the two romantic leads. I just had to check this flick out for that reason. Did I like it?

No, I f-cking love it! But now I can’t watch this song clip without breaking down and sobbing. Yes, I really can be that bad. Babra Sharif is such a doll, honestly.

Meharbaani – Hilarious movie starring Nadeem and Babra Sharif. Brilliant, makes a break from the usual tear-filled melodramas. Not that I have anything against the latter, I abslolutely <3 tearjerkers, as is bloody evident.

Magnificent Natural Fist – is a martial arts flick and I have yet to watch it, but OMG, I want to review this so bad, just for laughs – of course.

Now people! Please be courteous enough to drop me a line and let me know if you’d LIKE me to review any of the above for you, these reviews take time and effort, I’d want a teeny weeny bit of appreciation for them, if not a medal or two.

And if you say you don’t like my style of reviewing, please leave  a comment for that too, and I’ll just edit it so that you look completely gay, try me.

Weekend Viewing

Am I going to watch Slumdog Millionaire? For the millionth time; NO!

The more I hear the hype the more determined I am to never watch it.

I just ran into my youngest brother as he was sleepily rubbing his eyes after a nap and gravitating towards the bathroom door. I hardly see him anymore as he’s studying at uni and only comes home once on a blue moon, he’s my favourite sibling and I’ve always been closer to him more than anyone else, plus he’s such a cutie, even now at 21! Bless.

Me and him are also movie/Lost/Pakistani politics/Muslim architecture etc – buddies! Especially when it comes to movies, if he likes it, so will I and vice versa.

Anyway since he’s a self-proclaimed HK film connoisseur I asked him if he can lend me a couple of recommended titles from his stash. He apologised saying he only has a ‘couple’ in the cellar (that’s basement to you American readers) and that his full collection is in his uni flat.

Few mins later, he leaves a Nike shoe box in my room, ‘’sorry mate, it’s all I have… any on of them are as good as the next though”.

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Some of the titles from out the box;

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Errmm… I’m doing the math in my head, wondering exactly how old I’ll be when I finally finish watching all the contents of this box.

Anyone want to join me watching these?  Let’s see what we have;  ‘Iron Monkey’, ‘Return of the Iron Monkey’, Drunken Master’, ‘Enter The Dragon’, ‘Mystical Leopard Fist Ninja’ (yeah, it’s true), Fist of Fury’, ‘Master with Cracked Fingers’ (ouch), oh this one’s a killer; ‘Magnificent Natural Fist’ and oh there’s so much more yet!

I’ve been sat for a while laughing so hard I have tears rolling down  my face (this was down to tiredness really) at not only the titles but also the descriptions on the dvd sleeves.

One example of many;

”He’s a loner, travelling far, seeking chance to impoove (yes, impoove) and finally perfect his fighting skill. For now he can fulfil life destiny’s – to kill the man who call’s himself King Kong. King Kong is the man responsible for his parents death!

But Kong is waiting and armed with the service of the sinister Falcon and his shadow warriors – the Ninja”

Have a nice weekend guys!  Are any of you watching anything nearly as interesting as I am?

Some WKW Love

I did say I’d review this trilogy a while back, so here it is, me being my usual rushed and brain-dead self will give it my best shot else it’ll be yet another draft of about 20-odd.

I also figured I’d best stick to things non-politics related as pop-culture, entertainment is my more specialised somewhat area with regards to my writing (not blogging). Politics is just something that I feel passionately about from time to time but honestly know sweet FA about.

FYI: Of course I’m pissed off about the Sharif brothers but then the golden question is how will it affect the real priorities at hand? Not much, right? So relax, don’t do it, spare us from the frenzies please. Ahan, AZ is a bee-atch, but whatever. And no, It’s not because I’m thrown off-course and dumbfounded, it’s because I’m finally coming clean, I don’t have the foggiest about siyasat. Did I have you fooled or did you know all along? Hah!

Anyway the trilogy in question is Wong Kar-Wai’s trio of films; Days of being wild/In the mood for love/2046 and in that order. Here’s where I shoutout to Ali: Thanks for sending me this Youtube clip eons ago, and sparking my obsession with this director. And another shoutout to my younger brother who like the rest of us siblings grew up off eastern martial arts films and he kind of kept an avid interest in the Hong Kong movie scene, who filled me in on the rest of WKW’s work.

And just so you know, these are far from martial arts-related films. Their genre is romance and drama – minus the cheese and chick-flick factor, ok, I’ll admit it falls under ”art film” genre, but that sounds too posh for me.

The funny thing it’s little known that these three films are a trilogy, they can be watched as stand-alones as they are so different in format and the character focus varies, but, it is a trilogy, and watching all three in their order is the complete story, following the protagonists from their innocent teens to decades later.

This is also the same for Chungking Express and Fallen Angels, they are a duology but they’re rarely marketed that way although I wouldn’t recommend them two. They can be pretty charming, sweet and funny but a huge portion of them, especially concentrated in Fallen Angels (self explanatory there) is rather strange and seedy. Sorry to sound like a prude but it’s not my cup of tea.

Onto the  main bits:

Days of Being Wild:

Obviously I’ll istart with the first portion of the story, the film was made in the late eighties but the story’s set in the ’50s.

In this we see Maggie Cheung’s character So-Lai as a shy, reserved girl working lonely night shifts at a run-down diner where one day a handsome stranger (Leslie Cheung) shows up, who simply approaches her in an unusual manner saying ”tonight you’ll see me in your dreams”. ”What an obnoxious DICK *honk*!” is the typical response any self-respecting female’s mind will elicit. So-Lai has an innocence about her but she’s thankfully defiant and thus makes sure she stays awake all night so as not to dream of this obnoxious *loud-honk*. He starts frequenting every night and eventually his strange, gentle ways intigue her, thus lure her in. No sooner has he got her where he wanted, he’s out of her life, never to look back. We follow Cheung as he ropes in his next victim (Carina Lau) in an equally intriguing way. During this ensnaring process, a homeless, desolate So-Lai turns up at his door unexpectedly. He’s a cold, heartless prick and turns her out into the street on a rainy night. So-Lai still upholds some level of dignity though (bless) and with the help of a police officer on duty that night she gets by fine. The focus then shifts onto this handsome police officer and his inward sympathy for the girl. A nice callback here to an earlier WKW flick ‘As tears go by’ where the cop (played by Andy Lau) and actress Maggie Cheung (So-Lai here) are cast as a tres sweet couple.

You do begin to understand mr playboy eventually though, he has a complex, an innate hatred towards his own mother for abandoning him as a child and is obsessed with returning to his native Vietnam, to locate his mother. His second victim Lau is less dignified than So-Lai when he leaves her, and she manages to pull off a mega emotion-charged performance in the film, which garnered her some accolades, she was bloody marvellous in a couple of scenes I must add.

In an unusual twist you do see playboy and police officer in an awesome suspense-action sequence in Vietnam, they’re both completely unaware of the fact they are the same people on that rainy night when So-Lai came to visit and each of them hold brief but memorable encounters with her, in common.

You don’t see a certain key character Tony Leung (character name: Chow) until towards the very end of the film and his role is quite detached to the rest of the story but still, it sets the scene for its sequel.

Here’s a better review.

In the mood for love:

The sequel and most popular film of the three.

The two protagonists here are Chow (Leung) and So-Lai (Maggie Cheung). Chow and So-Lai are married, but not to each other. The two married couples move into a set of apartments, they’re neighbours. Chow and So-Lai are thrown together in this film when they figure out their partners are cheating on them, Chow’s wife is having an affair with So-Lai’s husband. The latter duo are absent in this film and when they do very briefly feature in the film their faces are hidden, all focus is on Chow and So-Lai.

Both leads are obviously not happy with the deceit and start spending a lot of time plotting how they will approach their respective partners about this discovery.

Eventually you begin noticing tiny signs of attraction between both characters, who appear extremely platonic on the surface.

Yes, I think the storyline was pretty predictable but the ending was really beautiful, and certainly not cliched. In fact nothing in this film is cliched but the storyline. The cinematography, the acting (So-Lai’s innocence is unflinching),  the soundtrack, the fact that you never see them really do much (they hardly even hold hands), but yet there’s a sense of mystery in the air… Just watch it, and you’ll see what I mean. Don’t go off some promotional images for this film, they mislead.

Again, a better review can be found here.

2046:

This is the final installment and OMG!The other two were sublime in a very WKW style but this, oh my, REALLY crazy subliminal and I love it. However unlike the other two ‘PG friendlies’,  there are a few ‘adult’ scenes in this but that shouldn’t put you off (just skip the scenes), for the pros far, far, far outweigh the cons in this beauty.

The story picks up where it left us in ITMFL. But there’s no So-Lai, Instead you get three new leads and a re-appearance by Carina Lau (the girl in DOBW, remember?). The three new female leads are Gong Li (’Memoirs of a Geisha’, ‘Miami Vice’), Faye Wong (my favourite HK actress after Maggie Cheung) and Zhang Zhiyi (of ‘Memoirs of a Geisha’, ‘Crouching Tiger’ fame). All three actresses are in top form.

Chow isn’t the same Chow of the previous two films. Here he becomes a playboy akin to our favourite Vietnamese one. A complete prick, though he is the coldest to Zhang Zhiyi’s character (though she deserves it, don’t really like her in this). First up we have Gong Li who he meets in Singapore. She is a notorious and skilled  gambler known as ‘The Black Spider”, her real name is So-Lai which is what draws Chow to her. Upn returning to Hong Kong he goes back to the old apartment blocks of the previous film, hoping to rent out room no. 2046. The same room So-Lai used to inhabit. His timing means he can’t rent it, so instead takes up residence in 2047, his old apartment. Zhang Zhiyi’s character it turns out is his neighbour, and she’s a call girl. The two start a relationship but a tempestuous and meaningless one.

Then the landlord’s two daughters come back home, re-joinging their father, the eldest of the two is Faye Wong’s character. Chow’s interest is piqued but he can’t make a move as she already belongs to someone else; A Japanese (gorgeous, gorgeous) fellow who her dad will never accept. Her retarded, lovelorn behaviour just breaks my heart, and Chow’s. The two form a union as situations force Chow to stay locked up in his room, writing his columns and a book he has been working on for a while. Wong lends him her creativity and thus we have the story of a train numbered 2046, set in the year 2046, where lost love can be rekindled? In a strange twist however Chow’s voiceover tells us he is the protagonist in this book of his, with the face of Wong’s Japanese boyfriend and thus we are transported to the future. Where Wong is a lovelorn android. It’s brilliantly done.

Lau’s return in this film is an interesting callback to the first film, she  suffers memory loss,  and there’s a scene in a party where Chow in his playboy manner gets to her side and whispers in hr ear, a reference to a certain ”Vietnamese playboy”, and you see a tear roll down her cheek.

You have to wait until the very, very end where everything is finally explained and all scattered pieces of the story finally weave together and actually make sense. You’re left absolutely awestruck. I was just like ”aaaaawwww!!”.

Just so you know, the dearth of So-Lai the original in this film doesn’t mean her character dies, it’s just unfortunate that it’s difficult to locate her and you do see her in one of his daydream like visions.

I could easily see a fourth film here!

Yet again, a better review can be found here.

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ps. I highly recommend As Tears Go By, by the same director, honestly it’s brilliant. That and this trilogy. Like me, you too will become hooked.

Only a Film, but…

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This weekend I finally got round to watching ‘Grave of Fireflies’. After delaying watching Slumdog Millionaire because it’s rumoured to show  a wee bit of child cruelty (ok, my friend told me everything, the whole shebang, she completely doesn’t understand such a thing as  ’spoilers’). So that kind of put me off watching it – for now. After weeks of watching so many Gazan children suffering, I really can’t stomach it.

But what did I do? Watch something even worse. I love Studio Ghibli Anime films and have previously watched Howl’s Moving Castle and Spirited Away. I knew this was grim and no fairy tale like the other two, yet I was unable to resist. It absolutely breaks your heart, because you know how real it all is.

Never, no war. I don’t want this to continue. Let this be our past, not present, nor future. It may have happened in my parents generation, my grandparents generation and so many times before that, but so long as my generation is on this earth – let us not allow for there to be war. What’s different this time is we people can talk much louder than the generations before us. If we’re loud enough maybe we can change the way things work up there, in the world of politics?

I’ve witnessed a lot of defeatist attitudes with regards to the Middle-East conflict, like; ‘Oh Palestine is doomed anyway’, ‘there is very little we can do’. Ok, granted, maybe you’re right BUT to a certain extent.

If you’re Muslim – continue reading, otherwise you probably won’t understand:

Why do we forget things like ‘Sadaqah Jaariyah’? Those countless tales of how fate can change by even the smallest of actions? Like how a lady of extreme evil who was seemingly destined to go to hell, yet she came across a thirsty dog, gave him water and thus changed her fate.

Who knows, tomorrow a doomed Palestine too may be able to stand again and prosper and become successful again, who knows? And I don’t mean that as a negative for Israelis, maybe they can co-exist (maybe Zionists (nay, ALL extremists) can just fuck off)? That’s exactly the charm you see, we don’t know. So why then are we so certain that something is destined towards doom? It’s never foolish to hope.

I remember talking to work colleagues recently saying what happened in Gaza is the worst thing to happen in ages. A colleage of mine snapped back ”how can you say that? What about the Tsunami and things like 9/11?”. I responded with; ”yes but the Tsunami was a natural disaster, and there was a huge global aid response and 9/11? That was bad but the perpetrators were a demonised handful of bad guys and America responded by attacking entire nations to compensate for it and did anyone ever say 9/11 was good? And that there were probably nothing but a bunch of mafia gangsters in the building or something?”. I then went on to explain how all the calamities against Gazans were being wrongly ”justified” because they were executed by a government which is deemed ‘legitimate’ and ‘do-no-wrong’ by the likes of her, how the heck can we expect people to give aid if they think it’s a good thing if Israel is ”pummeling those pests into the ground?”… and so on. Anyway, they just shut up right there. No I’m not proud of myself, I’m upset as to how I’m still having to explain why I supported the Palestinians and dared scrounge money off my work colleagues for that cause. They still won’t let it go. I won’t let it go either, this is my personal ’small thing’.

Palestine is only one example, I am talking of many places around the globe that are conflict-stricken including our very own Swat, the ghastly tales spinning out of that place these days are exactly that; ghastly, but true. But hey ‘what can we do, eh?’

Yada, yada, yada… anyway, I’m tired and need sleep. But please, those of you who think small things can’t make a difference, please mull over this one a little.

Funnily enough, I’ve been thinking of this for a while and switched on Aalim Online (urgh, I know) to see Junaid Jamshed as his guest (not so urgh after all) and again funnily enough he brought up exactly that topic; how small actions can change fate (both in a good and bad way). But please just let’s think of the good small changes for now.

About the film, if you’d like to read more on it, here’s an article by Sonya Rehman on it.  Do read up on it and watch that film, I couldn’t recommend it highly enough.

Image from: www.filmpublic.com

God Bless the 80s!

This video above is a montage or simply a fan video I favourited on Youtube some months back. I found it whilst looking for clips from the Wong-Kar-Wai film ‘2046′. I’ll tell you more about this fantastic movie later, it’s the final film of a trilogy so it’ll take a while especially since it’s one of those films where every minute detail matters and adds to the story, the blink and you’ll miss it sort. Till then, the song used in this clip caught my attention, it’s a little unusual but pretty good. I did a little research and found it was a cover of an 80’s hit by Phil Oakley titled ‘Together in Electric Dreams’.

The lyrics really make sense to me (all apart from the ”electric” bit, dreams yes, but not electric) and why they were used in this clip with a focus on Faye Wong’s androidian character. I recall saying to people, both here on my blog and friends that ‘I felt like the android with delayed reactions in 2046′, well this is what I meant, because I felt so foolish for realising how much I loved someone far after I’d said goodbye to him forever, there was simply no excuse for my retarded behaviour with that person, that’s one thing I will always regret.

Back to the song, although the cover was what lured me in I’ve become a huge fan of the original, because of it’s 80s-ness (and Oakley is so jam hot!).

Maybe this is because I was born in the 80s but anything 80s related just gets me moving and instantly feeling great! Or does everyone feel the 80s was an infectiously feel-good era? I was too little to remember much of it, but I do remember idolising my next door neighbour, who was an air hostess for PIA and I simply used to adore her attire, big hair and wacky earrings, in fact she was lovely, I remember she used to paint my little nails and give me her old unwanted earrings, I always wanted to emulate her when I grew up, of course when I got into my teens in the 90s I would barf at the memory of her hair, makeup, clothes. Here’s an idea of what she was like;

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In case you’re wondering it’s an image from Teejay’s, the designer from the 80s, he was behind Shehnaz Sheikh’s and Marina Khan’s fab wardrobe in Tanhaiyan.

I just love the 80’s – they seemed like such wonderful times, thanks to my older brother’s vinyl collections I’m also a big fan of Alexander O’Neal’s and Kashif’s music. Music aside, TV was great (remember A-Team?), both Pakistani and internationally (I’ve just remembered I also want to review Ehsas – starring Rahat Kazmi & Marina Khan – which is awesome), films were colourful and fun, even films like ‘Wedding Singer’ paying homage to the 80s make my day everytime and this song by Nelly Furtado (although the video is a letdown).

Also, since I’m on about the 80s, how can we forget the Pepsi Vs Cola wars? Although I’m not a Coke fan, I recall this scene from a film I first watched in my childhood and love the the way both the song and the Coca-Cola billboard adds to it;

But then Pepsi trumps it with a certain ambassador. Yes, she’s another icon! Or who can forget VS’s Pepsi Pepsi Pakistan? The very number that NFP’s repetitive bitching of made HIM the iconic critic he is today.

Yes, God bless the 80s!

And in case you’re wondering if I’m sat moping about over a lost love? No, not really, I’m just contemplating whether I should serenade him with Phil Oakley’s version of Electric Dreams, complete with retro dance steps or simply stalk him until he gives in (what wife and 3 babies?).

A Lesson to be learned from Film

Pakistani celluloid that is, as unlikely a source as it is.

Watch and learn from the 1:00 – 1:24 mark. In fact the remainder of the clip is a little crash course in tolerance itself.

Actually this is nothing in comparison to a scene in the beginning of black and white vintage Pak flick ‘Lakhon Mein Aik’  starring Shamim Ara, Ejaz and Talish. In that particular scene we see Talish’s character ‘Ahmed  Chacha’ upon hearing of the brutal murder of his wife and little son at the hands of Hindus (during Partition in 1947). He enters his home, devastated and grieving, clutching his son’s belongings whilst a little hindu girl by the name Shakuntla, who he has taken under his wing, runs and hides from him behind bits of  furniture, afraid that this greiving Muslim will kill her – to avenge his family’s murder. Soon as he becomes aware of her presence she cries out in alarm; ”I haven’t done anything, I haven’t done anything – please don’t kill me!”. Ahmed Chacha then tearfully embraces the child assuring her that she need not be afraid, he knows she didn’t do anything, it was ”them”, not her.

If you must watch that part (I have it on DVD if anyone knows how to rip it – esp. this scene, please tell) then watch this bit of a wonky version from the 9:00 mark.

And my point being, almost 400 innocent children died during this 23 day seige over Gaza, and even then, this is only a momentary ceasefire (during which there has still been a fatality, and possibly more as I type). This is the state of the surviving children. Is this the sort of world we want to continue living in and raising our future generations in?

Picture of the Week | 2

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The one least likely to do a JJ on us.

Ali Zafar on the sets of Khuda Kay Liye prior to him quitting.
Just when we all thought there was nothing AZ couldn’t do, seeing this makes me grateful for the final outcome. Ali Zafar does not a handsome maulvi make.

L-R; Unknown, Ali Zafar, Shoaib Mansoor (heart), Khawar Jawad and Bilal Lashari.

5 ’Must-see in this lifetime’ Pakistani Movies

I just moved this from the ‘I Like’ page, which I’ve been wanting to get rid of for ages but always forgot! It seemed too… self.. self.. self something anyway.

Pakistan’s movie making industry is notorious for making vile and disastrous movies one after another, particularly in these last 2 decades. Along comes Shoaib Mansoor from the TV and Music world, works his magic et voila! Thus comes the re-birth of the ‘Pakistani film’ genre. It’s not only Shoaib Mansoor who got it right, the movie industry’s early years were just as great, up to the 70s Pakistan made some accolade-worthy movies and below are a few ‘un-missables’ (according to me).

Khuda Kay Liye

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Armaan

armaan.jpg Starring Waheed Murad & Zeba, a black and white movie circa ’60s. Zeba had a very Jane Eyre-like character and Waheed Murad played the leading role so brilliantly. He never, ever over-acted. I have watched this movie a zillion times and I still enjoy watching this tear-jerker every time. Its lovely, certainly one to curl up with a hot chocolate and watch during the cold, winter nights.

Synopsis: Meet Nasir (Waheed Murad), a rich Karachi socialite, who is sent packing by his stern father, fed up of his only sons antic’s to Murree to pick out a future wife from his cousins, he goes there only to fall in love with Najma (Zeba) the poor, orphaned cousin living with the rich family and treated like their servant, things get blown out of proportion and Najma get’s thrown out of the house, disowned and Nasir in turn marries Seema from his ‘rich’ cousins. Poor Najma manages to find a place to live in a nearby village in Murree but due to very unfortunate circumstances she is forced to flee and in desperation ends up in Karachi where she ends up knocking at Seema’s door, Seema is all the more eager to have her reside with her and husband Nasir, Seema also feels guilty, as it is because of Seema that Najma is in her predicament, much to Nasir’s outrage at having to bear the presence of the very woman who betrayed him. The rest I cant say, but it’s full of twists and turns, the storyline starts off very cinderella-like .. with a prince charming and a damsel in distress, but it turns out to be so different, none of the character’s are ‘black and white’ it’s far more intelligent than that. The first half has lots of fun and romance-filled moments (lots of chemistry!). It’s such a gem. Watch this evergreen song from the movie.

Lakhon mein aik

yhst-60028183600056_1978_21105159.jpg Starring Ejaz Durrani, Shamim Ara and Talish – a black and white movie circa ’50s. It’s the original Henna but so much better. A tale of two friends who lose their children during partition and what happens when they are re-united years later. Was filmed in Muzaffarabad, Kashmir. It’s a classic movie you can really savour with all your family. Great melodramatic storyline and all the characters have such depth. Talish and the guy who plays Dilbar Khan.. they’re acting is A (star-star-star!) we will never be blessed with such artists again. Sample the movie here.

Synopsis: Talish plays the role of Ahmed, whose wife and son are visiting a town in East Kashmir just before the partition and both areas divided, he remains on the Pakistani side in Muzaffarabad, waiting for his family to return, he sees an influx of Muslim refugees but cant see his wife and son amongst them and chaos and unrest remains, he has a Hindu friend Narayan who he urges to leave for India immediately before the devastated Muslims blame and seek vengeance on him. Narayan has a small daughter Shakuntla who goes missing amidst the chaos, the father departs without her upon Ahmed’s promise that he will seek her and bring her to him soon as the situation settles and that she will be kept safe. Ahmed soon finds little Shakuntla but soon after that gets news of his wife and son’s murder, he is devastated, but unknown to him, his little Mehmood was able to escape and crossing the border back into Pakistan whilst being pursued by a mob, eventually days later due to his injuries and trauma he loses his memory, finds himself in a medical camp but escapes their care too, eventually he wanders into the Pashto (NWFP) region running into the larger than life character Dilbar Khan (the star of the show) who adopts him as his own son, naming him Dildaar Khan. So Dildaar grows up as a Pathaan boy (Ejaz) and Shakuntla (Shamim Ara) grows up as a Kashmiri girl in a Muslim household, Ahmed being unable to take her back to her father since the border is closed between both places. Years later it is inevitable that these characters will come face to face, and once they do, the story is very similar to the 90’s Indian film Henna, which obviously took inspiration from this black and white tearjerker classic.

Great Music, great storyline, great dialogue (which plays on in your head and heart), great characters.. just one hell of a magnificent movie.

Maula Jatt

200px-maula_jatt.jpg Starring Sultan Rahi, Mustafa Qureshi and Aasiya. Rangeen (pindoo productions .. lol!) movie from the late 70s? The film that re-defined Pakistani cinema, this film has lots of laughs, lots of laacha kurta wala action and is just … a classic tale of revenge, romance, friendship and that good will always combat evil. ”Nawa aaya sohneyah”? Sorry cant come up with a synopsis as I watched this as a kid and cant remember much of it except that it was really, really funny.

Aashi

babra.jpg Starring Barbara Sharif, Shahid – circa 70s rangeen movie. I love this jori! There was a time when the lead jori were funny enough for the movie to not need additional ”comedian” types. Barbara Sharif and Shahid were just them kind of lead’s, and the chemistry between them two? Waah! I just love the song ”Jaan-e-tamanna” so sweet! Make’s me feel all nostalgic! This film actually flopped when it was released in the 70s, but I assure you, in fact warn you! It’s a charmer, so genuinely funny!!

Synopsis: Its a tale of a little girl who loses her mum as a child and takes it really bad, she belongs to a big, rich extended family and her dad re-marries a lovely lady to bring his laadli Aashi up but the little spoilt brat is persistent on kicking up a fuss. Even as a young lady (Barbara Sharif), she continues wreaking havoc everywhere she goes, soon the whole town is fed up of her, in comes cousin (Shahid), Shahid agrees to marry Aashi under doctors orders, as a ”treatment method” much to Aashi’s outrage, she is given strict treatment (they have a live in naukraani ‘maasi jee’ who doesnt allow for any hanky-panky, so watch this film in innocence), she is forced to take up responsibility as a wife, cooking, cleaning and after a long adjustment period she gets a soft spot for her husband and starts doing as he says, love blooms, she transforms herself into an amiable lady, as soon as that’s done, all is revealed that it was a ‘fake marriage’ and it was all part of her ”treatment/ilaaj” .. that worked! Not only that but Shahid is a complete devil in disguise and a bit of a … ok notorious womaniser. The farce is over and they are free to split ways. Poor Aashi! What now? A cat and mouse game ensues when both Shahid and Aashi meet again whilst working for rival businesses. It will have you in stitches, they are more than a match for each other. Mr & Mrs. Smith eat your heart out. Lot’s of fun and frolics! Watch the song video for Jaan-e-tamanna.

My honest opinion on Ramchand Pakistani

That it’s beautiful and I cried my ass off!!

I didn’t know what to expect from this but I was all excited from the get-go after those trailers and stunner of a soundtrack touted about this summer.

I dont have any negatives I’m afraid apart from an earlier misconception as explained in an old post of mine on the movie, but that was cleared soon as I had the notion, so really it’s a win-win movie, well for me anyway.

  • Child actor Syed Fazal Hussain is so cute and convincing in his acting it’s scarey – true star of the show. I loved Nandita Das in this and the guy who plays the husband (forgot the name) in fact ALL actors did a top-notch job inc. Shahood Alvi, VJ Gol Maria Wasti and Noman Ijaz. It was fairly restrained acting all in all with like one or two intense emotional outbursts.
  • The soundtrack is a real gem, featuring old classics of Sindhi folk. I have a weakness for Pakistan’s provincial folk music and culture it’s got an otherworldly magic about it and Sindhi culture stands out most in that respect. I’m sure others can vouch for that. Who doesn’t wholeheartedly LOVE Pathaney Khan, Mohammed Jumman Khan (the ‘yaar daadhi ishq aatish’ guy), Allan Faqir, Khamisau Khan, Reshmaa..? amongst so many others, there’s a channel dedicated to these musicians (golden oldies and fairly recent ones) on Youtube and you can easily lose yourself for hours in those videos. There’s new stuff by Debu Mishra from India, featuring Shafqat Amanat Ali Khan and Shuba Mugdal (as if you dont already know) and it’s waah waah! Love it!
  • WOW! Impressive cinematography, it’s not so glossy to make it come across as any commercial movie but it’s still at a good. crisp standard and I love the way Tharparkar desert’s been captured, it looks amazing!! The villages are so genuine and rustic looking just as much as the jail scenes are depressing and dingey. Btw. Did you know Tharparkar desert’s the ONLY fertile desert in the world? It’s the main backdrop for this movie, I’d wanna watch any movie which features Thar, it’s a natural wonder. (Oh gush gush gush, love love, heart heart!)

Overall thoughts:

There are numerous moments in the film that take your breath away, particularly the finale. I dont know how to describe it without spoiling the splot for those of you who havent seen it yet. It’s not so much a ‘cushy, softie’ film, it’s certainly got it’s fair share of gripping suspense centred around relationships/family.

I shouldn’t compare it to Khuda Kay Liye but I’d like to say this anyway; where KKL is chilling in parts, RCP is heartwarming.

A suggestion for those of you who wanna watch it (and have their hormones all over the place) is to keep a box of tissues handy! Trust me you’ll thank me for this!

No I didn’t watch this at Cinepax, they didn’t have any decent films showing so we just got a bootleg dvd of RCP. Yeah piracy is baaad but we couldn’t wait around forever and I’m definitely gunna buy the original k?!

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