Zardari for President?

I’m neutral about this, because I’m still a tad giddy with elation after Musharraf’s departure.

The country will know its fate on the 6th September, frankly, if he wins, there’s bugger all we can do about it.

Obama Bin Laden is the real threat to Pakistan, the country will fare well otherwise, it’s America’s intervening where the real issues lie.

I dont see him as that big a threat, and feel that people are bickerign for the sheer hell of it. For fun however, let’s take a look at some crucial reasons why we do or dont want to see him in power.

NO!

He is notorious for the worst ever allegations against him; that he is corrupt, that his ‘criminal record’ made him a liability for the PPP (his wife’s party at the time) and ultimately, that he even had his wife assassinated, even her brother Murtaza Mir Bhutto assassinated.

He has 25 MQM Candidates backing his push for presidency. BAAAD news!

There’s a chance he wont restore the deposed judges.

He keeps pissing off fellow politicians – Nawaz Sharif and Maulana Fazal-ur-Rehman. Boooo!

He’s a convicted criminal, spent 8 years in jail.

He was Benazir Bhutto’s Husband! And is Bilal Bhutto Zardari’s Daddi-o! Smells fishy! 

He was known as a ”Playboy” uh-oh!

He smiles – A lot.

Dude, he fugly!!

YES!

He was the ”designated fall guy” for Benazir aka. he took the fall for his wife’s actions, he entered the marriage knowing ”it would always be about her, not him”.  

He spent 8 years in Jail – The Pakistani Nelson Mandela. What’s that saying about Politicians that get caught and those that dont?

He’s told America where to shove it! America is thus criticising him.

He has been willing to work as part of a coalition force from February 2008, meaning he isn’t a self glorifying hero, he simply ’shares’ good publicity.

There’s a chance he’ll restore the deposed judges.

He was Benazir Bhutto’s Husband! And is Bilal Bhutto Zardari’s Daddi-o! Sexy!

He once risked his own life to rescue the daughter of a German diplomat and her horse. Bravo!

He smiles – A lot. Makes a change from the archetypal constipated siyasatdaan’s face.

Dude! He’s smokin’ hot!

Image: L-R: Nawaz Sharif, Asif Ali Zardari

15 Responses to “Zardari for President?”


  1. 1 IC August 27, 2008 at 1:00 pm

    I’d say Noo.. and enough said..

  2. 2 supersizeme August 27, 2008 at 1:40 pm

    make your bloody mind up will ya?

  3. 3 Specs August 27, 2008 at 3:08 pm

    “He smiles – A lot. Makes a change from the archetypal constipated siyasatdaan’s face.”

    ROFLMAO! Oh, hahaha, this is classic!!

  4. 4 д§mд August 27, 2008 at 3:34 pm

    Uff you’ve noticed his facialed face … aisay lashkaray marti hui shakal hogayi hay that I want to call him and ask about the products he use :P

    Playboy and HIM … argh. He may have tried but response, duh :P

  5. 5 supersizeme August 27, 2008 at 4:38 pm

    haha.. thanks specs, glad someone appreciates my cheesiness!

    asma… uff.. aap ne kya lashkaaron ki baat ccheri! ;)
    hahahha.. at playboy.. i know.. that’s totally what i thought!

  6. 6 muhammed ansari August 27, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    one interesting point to note.

    1) He was granted bail from the prison on the bases off being mentally ill. Can Pakistan have a president who is mentallly challenged.

  7. 7 supersizeme August 27, 2008 at 6:17 pm

    why not? it’s worked before. ;o)

  8. 8 д§mд August 27, 2008 at 6:27 pm

    Money speaks :)

  9. 9 muhammed ansari August 27, 2008 at 7:05 pm

    also they have no started a campaign called NO ZARDARI NO first it was GO MUSHY GO now this, i mean what the hell.

  10. 10 kurri August 27, 2008 at 9:01 pm

    i didn’t read the post because politics isn’t my thing. however, i think ali azmat should be the next president of pakistan :)

  11. 11 supersizeme August 28, 2008 at 9:25 am

    hahahahaha… ali azmat for president.. after that sight we saw yesterday.. that was hilarious!

    ansari… everyone’s lost the friggin plot!!

  12. 12 Nen August 28, 2008 at 10:44 am

    Democracy isn’t for Pakistan.

  13. 13 supersizeme August 28, 2008 at 10:56 am

    danday aren’t for pakistan either

  14. 14 Nen August 28, 2008 at 9:50 pm

    Yeah, Pakistan needs to find some new system that can save it from danday-walahs and feudal lords.


  1. 1 Zardari for President? | Tea Break Trackback on August 27, 2008 at 1:21 pm

Leave a Reply




Note: PLEASE EXCUSE THE GAY SMILIES!